Spideh-Mah

This is why living in Japan is not cheap. Even Spider-Man have to like friggin’ own a robot to fight off evil-doers.

In the American movie of the Spider-Man, Parker doesn’t even own a car. So if you’re the Japanese Spider-Man, you have an additional baggage to worry about. How to hide your secret identity as the web crawling crusader.. and where the hell do you park your giant-ass robot.

I guess some folks didn’t think this through.

And for pete-sake.. there’s an “R” and “N” sound in Spider-Man.